My friends are like “shut up bitch”:
Im sitting there like:
Im expecting their parents to be like:
But they sit there like:
Then all embarrassed and shit and they leave:
Then im like:
I wish I could do that shit:
But unfortunately I’m not white so if I would just talk sarcastically but no swear words, I’d already get a one-hour lecture about rudeness.
They will be like,
Then I would be like,
1. File - New
2. Put your desired height and width.
3. File - Open. Ready your desired image.
4. Select the Text tool.
5. Set your font settings. Put your text.
6. Drag the image.
7. Adjust the image. (In which part of the image etc.)
8. Select the text layer. Ctrl + select. (You’ve done it correctly when there are *running lines* marquee around your text.)
9. Delete the image layer.
And Tada. You’re done :)
Hope you understand. Sorry for the grammar :)) LOL. Enjoy! :) *my version*
Someone I don’t know adds me on Facebook and I’m like:
Someone I don’t know follows me on Tumblr and I’m like:
Someone writes on my Facebook wall and I’m like:
Someone writes a message in my ask box for Tumblr and I’m like:
I lose a friend on Facebook and I’m like:
I lose a follower on Tumblr and I’m like:
There’s an error on Facebook and I’m like:
There’s an error on Tumblr and I’m like:
When someone I don’t know and ugly sends a friend request, I’m like:
When some cute stranger sends a friend request, I’m like:
- Fucked up sleeping schedule.
- Ugly handwriting forever.
- Waking up so freaking early.
- Forgot there’s homework/projects due.
- Seeing the bitches you hate.
- Stupid teachers who gives you too much work.
- Homework all day, everyday.
- Same shit, different day.
When I see something really sad.
When I see something really funny.
When I get anon hate.
When I see some fucked up shit.
When I see some really hot person.
When I see a post that I agree with.
When I see a smart post.
When I see porn.
When I a picture of puppies.
When someone posts a song I like
When someone cute/hot follows me.
When there’s a tumblr error.